Celebrity Gossips

Long time no see of the queen of super-sized breasts, Jessica Simpson, but today our luck has changed. Here is Jessica Simpson as fat as she’s ever been, but also with the biggest breasts she ever had so far. Jessica Simpson has no implants, she doesn’t need plastic surgery, thanks to mother nature. Other then that, she needs a quick facial reconstruction and a liposuction job and she’ll be just fine. Oh and another thing, am I seeing things, or Jessica forgot to take off her mustache?

If you want to be successful you have to simulate success, that’s a line from the movie American Beauty, and this is what Katy Perry believes in too, as you will see in the upcoming pictures too. She’s wearing a $100 bill, hoping that she will become the richest person in the world one day – okay this is what i am hoping for, and not Katy Perry, it’s just that I have nothing on her so why not pick on her shorts! I hope this will bring her good luck, because i am now going to buy myself some $50 painted socks – that’s because I have 2 legs, so that’s a full $100 bill… smart huh? duh

Here’s Rihanna performing live on stage in a way that most people – especially men, would find more then just provocative. It’s not just the way Rihanna is dressed, like a futuristic stripper, it’s also the gestures she’s using to impress the audience. It’s not the first time we see Rihanna touching herself on stage and my guess is she is trying to tell us that she feels very lonely and needs a real man in her life… poor girl, it must be really painful to not have a boy around the house, you know, to make you feel a real woman…

What better way can you think of to close a day if not something that has to do with hot babes in bikini? I don’t know about you but that’s how i like my day to end, with a gorgeous body in my mind, that being said here are some Kelly Brook bikini pictures

Taking probation at least semi-seriously for once, troubled star Lindsay Lohan has taken two drug tests in as many weeks and passed both, reports say.

There have been no problems with the star’s SCRAM bracelet, which she wears also as part of her probation. Looks like all is well in the life of La Lohan.

Recent reports suggested Lohan finally took a hint and realized she had to get it together. To the surprise of some and happiness of others, she's clean.

At least for now.

“She is clear of illegal substances,” a source with knowledge of Lindsay's SCRAM situation said. “She has already taken two tests and passed both.”

Despite stories about her satisfying cravings hard and fast every morning, Lindsay told friends that she would not have a problem with drug testing.

Looks like she's proving her haters wrong.

Danette Meyers, the prosecutor handling Lindsay’s case, said she is notified about Lindsay’s drug tests only if she failed, and that hasn't happened.

Lindsay had wisdom teeth removed the other day but was cleared to take pain medication for that. Lohan's also allowed to take other prescriptions.

Judge Marsha Revel ordered Lindsay to undergo weekly random drug testing as part of her DUI probation. A probation violation hearing is set for July.

A source says Lindsay is doing great and having no trouble complying with everything that she needs to do to comply. Here's hoping that continues!

We guess this is an example of your "art," too, right, Miley Cyrus?

A day after the singer said her raunchy antics were artistic, and lashed out at critics for just not getting it, she performed "Can't Be Tamed" on Britain's Got Talent and took the desperate, wholly unoriginal step of making out with a dancer in order to prove her edginess.

There's little that can even be said about Miley's transparent actions at this point.

It's fine for her to move beyond the Disney phase of her career, but there's something to be said for subtlety and creativity. Dressing in skimpy outfits, singing about how hot you are and kissing back-up dancers has been done by everyone from Christina Aguilera to Britney Spears.

It's especially galling when Cyrus claims her songs and her style aren't representative of typical, shallow pop music. That's simply laughable.

At least when Adam Lambert crossed a line at the 2009 AMAs, he came out and admitted it soon afterwards. Will Miley do the same? We somehow doubt it.